Sam Tucker

"Listen to Jeff! Its a treat!"

"The Xurry Porter is good, especially considering the only othere dark beer choice so far has been knock off Guinness, but the American farmhouse ale tastes less like a golden ale and more like a weiss"

"This place has the warmest and most pleasant smelling bathroom I think I've seen in Kansas."

"The nice lady (didn't catch name) with the silver/blond streaks on the 6th is incredibly helpful! #KnowsHerLiterature"

"Don't trust the bathroom. Evidently lactose intolerant people like to come here"

"Don't come here without a plan, or you get straight up lost!"