Nick Damiano

"James Taylor - in his mind he’s going to Carolina. General James Taylor - in his mind he’s going to Cincinnati (if he can get across that river)."

"French for “to the good bread”. They post calorie counts to make you feel bad about picking up those brownie bites."

"Don’t forget the “eske” part"

"No capitalist pigs allowed. Food must be divided exactly equally among all comrades."

"Contrary to popular belief, San Diego is not German for any part of a whale’s anatomy. It’s Spanish for Saint Doug."

"The namesake of Daly City, John Daly"