Nick Mortensen

"I love it when people have their own ignorance exposed during an act of public bigotry. You really gotta check for typos, you know?"

"I like it when people expos"

"This joint doesn't have Wi-Fi. I generally expect that for free in a gym, but I'd float the place an extra $50/year just to access a little 802.11n whenever I'm forced to catch a workout here."

"Stop using you cellular phone in the locker room. At best, it breaches locker room etiquette. At worst it is operating an image capturing device in a locker room facility. Felony in Wisconsin."

"Only Green Bay YMCA to offer full body Arc Trainer (730ia). Those machines are 15% more efficient so you get a 46 minute session in 40 minutes."

"WiFi network is TexasTubbs. Passcode is tacos0206."