Nick V.

"Michael Stoll... I'm gonna tell you're gay ass the same as every fucking redneck piece of shit out there. You'll never be the mayor of boat. Looking at your mustache, you can't even spell boat."

"Michael Stoll- you are a fucking idiot. How can you check in here when the boat has been out of the water for a week. Get a life fag, and stop checking in at my boat."

"If you think this is a quality hotel, you obviously don't travel enough. Service was terrible and there was puke stains on the bathroom wall. A co-worker had blood on her door. Won't be back!"

"Kyle Swink is the best realtor in town! He knew exactly what I wanted and was on call when I needed him. He's new to the game, but I see him playing for a long time. Highly Recommended!"

"Kelly F. Who the hell are you?? You've never been on my boat!!"

"Bethany is da bomb!!! Drinks and personality! (careful, she bites)"