Nolan Martin

"Seriously. How does this Subway stay in business?"

"The owner of this Subway needs to staff better. It is always slow, regardless of the time of day. If you're lucky, they won't be out of food."

"The food is great, but.... You may honestly die waiting in line, as people struggle to order. Should you survive, you get to enjoy a romper room experience with kids screaming and crying."