"You don't have to do much to be mayor of this place! Could do with dropping comic sans off the cocktail menu and playing better music..."
Mexicaine
· Hitchin, Royaume-Uni
"If you're English you'll be wasting your time being polite, you will not get served"
Méditerranéenne
· Cadaqués, Espagne
7.5"Why buy the cow when you've got steak a home?"
Club de striptease
· Londres, Royaume-Uni
6.4"Talk to Tracey about her work, don't blindly slag it off just ask her about it, she's a good egg."
Pub
· Londres, Royaume-Uni
5.7"Oh, and try to avoid making your arms bigger than your legs... it just looks weird guys!"
Gymnastique
· Kensington, Royaume-Uni
"Sometimes there are spare towels under the desk"
Gymnastique
· Kensington, Royaume-Uni