Patrick Collins

"Philadelphia Roll was outside in, soybean roll was inside out, ginger was past its date, rice had alcohol scent (a signal that it too was well tired), crab meat from a frozen imitation stick. D'oh."

"Byob and grill boss lamb sticks."

"This is the real deal for the sweat-life, much better than Spa Castle which is basically a kids waterpark."

"My slice is slowly raising the water level in the river to the right. Correcting swing a day at a time with the help of Bogota Golf."

"Some picturesque holes with challenging elevation changes."

"The "everything" restaurant, where everything is good!"