Gino Rodrigo

"Don't forget to look out the window, if you find yourself heading north. On a clear night you'll see the river bathed in moonlight."

"Newcastle services are currently trialling quiet carriages. If you're on the first or last one, stay quiet and hope everyone else does too."

"C'mon, folks, take your pick. I'm all for the nice juice bar near the stairway."

"Beef and Guinness Pies for St. Paddy's Day!"

"Once you're here, do question WHY they advertise themselves as a Lebanese restaurant and not an Italian one."

"Order the SPIdER burger - it's tenderloin steak sandwich. Mmmm, grease."