Russ Risk

"This is the worst hotel. Water stains on the ceiling, holes in walls, missing outlet covers, peeling wallpaper, unbelievable quantities of dust, a shower that can't decide if it is hot or cold.."

"Warning: eating burgers here will forever ruin other burgers. Yeah. It's that good."

"Worst iced coffee I've ever had. Tastes like coffee flavored ice water. What an embarrassment to the Starbucks' name."

"This place is so slow, you're better going to Paciugo. They have a good, bold Italian coffee, and you won't wait half an hour for the four people in front of you."

"Good luck returning something without a receipt..."

"I killed a spider!"