Ryan Hurley

"Ask if the avocado is ripe before ordering the guacamole. They won't offer this info up to you. And if you want spicy, make sure they really understand that."

"Chicken tenders w stinger sauce are amazing. Always a good limited beer cycling through."

"Ask to see the vault!"

"Came in for a drink. Tried the calamari. Should have stuck with just a drink."

"Try to find the esteemed member class of '70 at the sw corner of the fun bar. Good stories will ensue"

"It's a dump!"