Ryan Searfoss

"The other tips are right, this place blows. There's one guy working here. He pumps gas while everyone waits outside the locked store. Weak."

"Don't piss here. Nastiest bathroom ever. It would be more sanitary to just keep driving and piss on yourself."

"I love this place, but the waitress today was nasty: horrible orange oompa loompa tan, really GROSS dirty dreadlocks. I think she was drunk."

"Ronald is a nice dude. Stop by and say hello to him."

"You're good as long as you don't need any food or liquor on Friday or Saturday."

"Here there be tygers!"