"If you are in a hurry, don't even attempt to come here to pick up a package. The service is so slow, it's painful. No wonder USPS is going under. This place couldn't be more inefficient if it tried."
"Wanna go short? Already have short hair and want it perfect? See Anna. The things that women can do with scissors is nothing short of miraculous. I don't call her a stylist; I call her an artist."