Sean Calma

"Don't sit on the couches. Make sure you bring a tarp and whatever you do don't fall asleep with your shoes on James Davis will tea bag you."

"Best ceviche ever and the liquados are ammmazing!!!!"

"Hold on to your weave. This ride is bumpy!... Pat that shit.."

"Trust me hold your farts."

"It's white sand. Go to the beach."

"Wear boxers it makes your junk look bigger. Hello Texas!"