Sebastian Kessel

"Holy smokes! A lot of good food and reasonable pieces, too. Try the pork cheek!"

"Tri the ravioli! They have four different types!"

"Who gives a ray's ass. Close enough to where I'm going to check in. If you don't want people to check in either give it a unequivocally private name or don't bother adding the place"

"Sushi classes on weekends rock! Call ahead to reserve!"

"Awful, rude and disrespectful service."

"Horrible, awful and rude service."