Shiggity Shwa

"Good food, as long as you avoid the weirdos"

"Ask for no whipped cream and they'll put it in anyway"

"A store that sells worthless, overpriced crap for dollars on the cent. That I ever got a mayorship here is beyond remarkable."

"This is literally where all the poor people are. Of course, everyone else is "too good" to eat here, even though the food is pretty good for a McDonald's."

"If at all possible, don't try to leave right after the end of a Mariners game when the entire stadium is also leaving"