The Mermaid🌺

"The chile rellenos and cheese enchiladas are solid, and not too heavy or greasy."

"You must try the fried ice cream! It's delish!"

"The #DMV kiosk goes down for updates from approximately 9pm-7am nightly. Now, I understand the kiosk is independent, but do you think somebody could put a damn sign on the thing? Poor service, folks!"

"Tasty, fresh fish! Jalapeño bombs, pork belly, and baked lobster roll FTW! For something sophisticated, try the homemade black sesame blanc manger and matcha green tea panna cotta. Yum!"

"Beyond disappointing. Bland food, weak margaritas, indifferent service. 5 occupied tables at 8pm on a Saturday night should have been a sign of what was to come. Won't be back!"

"For the love of God, people... It's called deodorant! Try it! You'll like it!"