basia

"11 minutes for a toasted bagel, three people working two registers and only one person working the food."

"The cashier is hopeless, totally unfamiliar with the menu and lacks the ability to hear orders. The two baristas need to work extra hard to compensate for her incompetence."

"Tobacco chewers spit right by your blanket/hand and smoking is permitted. So at least it's a classy venue. Booze for $11, 13, or 14."

"If you're a smoker, this is your place. They won't kick you out of the patio area. Free secondhand smoke for all! X_x"

"Great and efficient service. Parafin wax and massage chairs during the pedicure are a great perk!"

"If you know the workers, you can get your order as soon as you walk in, cutting everyone. *the more you know*"