Stacey Hoffner

"an asshole once told me this place has the best sushi. i'm looking to prove it."

"i'd consider being a sugar baby (not the kind you carry around in junior high) for this one."

"i'm in it for the IMAX."

"i hear if you go at night, you can dance on tables forever. and i'm german, so i should always want to be at HBH."

"i want to see how fun this place is since they took out my favorite ride. rest in peace, pitt fall."