Tedd Roman

"If you haven't gotten off the plane yet, DON'T! If you're on your way out, be thankful. They could cast a remake Of "The Hills Have Eyes" just from staff alone."

"Seriously, get out while you can. It's U T A H . Noooooooo!!!"

"WOW this place must be good because it's CRoWDED! May have to move next door"

"Open Casting call for CBS' Big Brother 13. Saturday April 9th from 12-3PM"

"Wear waterproof boots/shoes on this pooch poop trap regardless of the weather. It's a minefield even on the concrete. If you're lucky you'll find a turd bag stapled to a random tree in case u "forgot""

"Watch out for Bait & Switch "Happy Hour" @ this shit hole attached to Sports Club LA. Be sure you know EXACTLY what you're ordering on the "HH" menu or you'll be in for a HUGE $$ surprise w/ the tab."