Tim Parker

"Why is it at all the LA Fitness gyms there's only one water fountain that puts out cold water.....maintenance please!"

"There's a guy here that has an underdeveloped body that uses the equiptment wrong and is so proudly loud about it....and he's a trainer....scary"

"The organ player kinda sucks"

"If you get Jacob as a server, call him Heather and ask him to serve up some realness. You'll get some complimentary face as well:)"

"Smells like poop and poppers in here"