Todd Malkin

"You can learn from my repeated mistake: If you want service, don't sit in the bar area during lunch."

"Warm up in Todd's office. Cool down in Dan's. Baby bears head for Daryl's."

"Buffet or Bust: Get the taco meat by itself and make something new. I put it on my salad in order to form the ultimate crime-fighting dish: Meatlad!"

"Test your limits! What of an evil genius dosed you with chlorophyll and sealed you inside a meat coffin? What would you do then? Be prepared! You'll than me and Foga when the time comes!"

"I just heard Cocteau Twins, Louis Armstrong, and Mötley Crew. Home sweet home, indeed."

"What they lack in efficiency, they make up in smiles. :D"