Alec Cohn

"I heard they added 50 new taps; can anyone verify this?"

"Best Rum bar in the Garden! Make sure to get the Ivy Rum Runner! Only negative would be that the place is infested with butterflies... Ewww!"

"Proper etiquette dictates you must buy Coleman, Redwood, Irwin or Viejo drinks. Dont expect to be treated well otherwise! Ps, if they arnt present, its acceptable to buy a round for the whole place!"

"Ithink I left my credit card there or the bartender stole it, can your staff look for it?"

"Very progressive, having a female as mayor"