Adam Tucker

"If you ask for styrofoam on an iced coffee you are a horrible person."

"If you come bearing Apsara you might even get Tequila."

"Recently renovated. Very nice and the staff is almost Stepford friendly."

"One cannot live on Mustang Ranch Boneless Wings alone, but I wouldn't mind trying."

"Most of the employees at this branch appear lost & confused, as though they thought they were applying for a job at a fruit stand, but sometimes you get lucky!"

"This venue features the highest ironic-moustache-per-capita density outside of the West Side."