Roel Concepcion

"Wasabi mayo is the business. The regular mayo is solid too."

"Always look down. You never know who might've dropped a 20 bill."

"Order one of everything. But don't tell anyone that you did."

"This is where clowns come to die."

"Get a 7-up Animal Style -- they mix the soda with a thimble full sized thousand island dressing. So nasty, it's good."

"Unleash your dog and the strength needed to tolerate these out-of-towners."