Scott Bishop

"Terminal A - Varasaro' Piano Bar's bloody Mary's are the shit."

"Get the Lighthouse Dipping Sauce, it'll change your life."

"Get the burger. Add the egg. Add the bacon. It's f*ckin insane good."

"Try the BBQ. It's not bad."

"Keep an eye out for Lady Gaga. She bought cigarettes in front of me last time she was in town."

"Skip the line at Southwest by going to the boarding pass kiosk, then take it to the luggage only line (skew right)."