Caleb T

"Every small town has its diner. Ours is just easily the best. Order anything, you won't be disappointed."

"London Fog: Earl Grey with half water, half steamed soy. Add a few pumps of vanilla to make it a sweeter drink. Perfect for a rainy day."

"If you plan on stealing a bed, try another one. Three attack dogs stopped me at this one. Not worth the effort."

"Make sure Jason is gone before you get up in his chair. He WILL shoot at you."

"Obscure burgers and brews. A fun place to try something different. You will not be disappointed, no matter what."

"If you're on Team Tesla, don't bother with the invention wing :("