Wyatt W.

"Where something sexy. Sit at the bar. Get some waffles. Get em smothered and covered. Bring your good friends. Make new friends. Disregard women, acquire currency. Smile. Or get the fuck out!"

"Nice food, nice folks. Tip your waitress."

"Admire the lawn."

"Visit the Piggly Wiggly. Don't steal, though."

"Rule number 1: Keep your arms and legs inside the boat. Rule number 2: Have a kick-ass, awesome time. But be warned, you may get wet"

"Caveologists say this old cave is 100 years old and holds 1,000 mysteries. Or is it 1,000 years old and 100 mysteries? Well that, my friend, is just one of the many mysteries."