I'm not easily distracted I'm just OMG A PURPLE FLYING MONKEY.... OK where was I.....
If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, call them up later when your drunk!!! ;)
gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee!
Gents' toilet has a poster that'll make you chuckle! "Proper Poop Procedure"...as I've named it.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?? Deer nuts are just under a buck! Lmao...
The bags up front are the softest... But when you want to hide from the instructor, the back row is best.
Women's personal bathrooms each with a sink and a heated toilet for that "someone just got up from this seat" feeling!!!
If you keep a steady stream on the Pee Bee for 30 seconds you win a prize. Alarms go off and confetti falls from the ceiling. Ask the attendant about this.
Beware of those walking rotting corpses that we ALL know of as Zombies cause all it takes is ONE teensy-tiny nibble & instantly you're an infected ZOMBIE!
It was hard getting over my addiction to the hokey pokey. But I turned myself around.
Now installing cute baby midgets for your potty pleasure. If it cries you can just nudge it under the stall next to you.
