Conseil de monsterling

monsterling: This place is now off

monsterling: The mayor's car is at block 53!

monsterling: Watch the ah beng point finger at ah lian!

monsterling: it's the end of an era! *mayor salute*

monsterling: *curtsey* to the count of monte cristo because he is crusty!

monsterling: For luck at mj, rub the mayor's head!

monsterling: It's we who build community ! *action action song*

monsterling: The mayor is generous! Supermassive headpetting is required!

monsterling: Here you can see two heads! Pet whichever pleases you.

monsterling: There are no words. But u can be sure there are...sounds...and smells. Beware all who enter!

monsterling: Mj heaven or mj hell?

monsterling: Dis mayor will sing if u rub him the right way!

monsterling: There's only hk shows here!!! Borink!

monsterling: Since you are near the mayor, why not pet his little head?

monsterling: Do not eat the mystery black meat here.

monsterling: The proper tribute is the bonk the mayor...'s head.

monsterling: Here lives mr ah tay L!

monsterling: Mayor is a blarfer! He is often here in the spirit only!

monsterling: Kick mayor's tires (hmm both kinds of tires) and get a free mayorship!

monsterling: This mayor needs to be groomed. *snip snip* his hair (any hair) and u'll get a prize!

monsterling: Blast music to see the mayor dance?

monsterling: All things edible here, including mayor.

monsterling: Here be the site of many lost ...balls.... Mayor's included?

monsterling: Here you can see a chasm, or a mottled abyss. 100 points if you drop a coin down the abyss of the mayor!

monsterling: *cracks whip* see the thing run!

monsterling: Send that advice to the other shithole

monsterling: Here u can see what happens when u grow old. From Renault racer to..erm Lexus

monsterling: The mayor doesn't swim! He is a couch potato.

monsterling: Demands to see the mayor's muscles!