On the fine line between kitsch and tradition sits Archimedes Banya. Steam yourself in the two traditional Russian saunas, relax with a drink in the soaking pools and finish off with a Platza massage. En savoir plus .
Champagne. Handmade truffles. You'll need those while you wait for a spa therapist or beauty treatment at the Laboratoire. Glamorous views will leave you glowing — if you decide to leave at all.
You'll get good deep-tissue massages from trained professionals, an R&B soundtrack in the main areas, and a clean and relaxing locker room area with steam sauna to relax in afterwards. En savoir plus .
The spa at the Hotel Vitale is tucked away on an upper floor with its own, bamboo-enclosed outdoor patio with deep soaking tubs. The massage therapists all have top-notch training.
Did someone order a steaming pile of LUXURY? Take a whiff. That's that nasty stank of pure f*ing relaxation. It's the perfect place if you're rich and under the impression that you have real problems. En savoir plus .
They cater to man stuff like chest and back waxing. A couple of bonuses: All new clients automatically get 15 percent off and every Sunday from 11 to 1 they hand out free mimosas with every treatment.
O-p-u-l-e-n-c-e...opulence. You. Own. Everything. Everything is yours. The joint comes replete with all the amenities one would expect from a spa, and boasts one of the best views in the entire city En savoir plus .
The real reason to hit the Kabuki are their communal baths. You know that scene in Eastern Promises? That's the Kabuki. You're not allowed to talk, and it's a nude scene, so creepers get the boot. En savoir plus .
The quality of service will distract you from their moniker. Flop on their couch and get a manicure/pedicure while you're plied with free champagne, no stiff chairs or awkward manicure tables here. En savoir plus .
In between sessions, you can lounge about in the tea garden, drift to sleep by the fireplace, or just open up in the eucalyptus steam room. For maximum bliss, book a couples package. En savoir plus .
