FIRST THING I SEE A GUY JUST GOT STAB. WHEN I GOT THERE. WHAT A SHAME.
Don't forget your son Kevin at home. He'll most likely have to fend off burglars on his own.
Literally all I know about this bar is that they let me pee here and there's an American flag
This city needs help with the whole romance thang. All we know is an evening of live jazz & a plate of slippery bivalves is better than our traditional "2 hrs of C-SPAN followed by an argument"
Back in '08 I put some money in the stamp machine, and it ate my dollar. I find a staffer, he says, "whad' you do? You put da dollar in too fast you broke da machine. You want it back? wait in line"
“When you get in there, the whole atmosphere makes you want to drink. Liquor bottles all over the walls. Get some prosecco and order some pizza. When the prosecco runs out, reach in for a kiss. “
Little known fact: George Washington used to slam Jäger bombs here.
There is no surviving a zombie attack here. Should it occur, just eat some ice cream and make your last moments as pleasurable as possible.
Great spot if like gratuitous octogenarian nudity in the locker rooms, broken lockers, and thieves. I don't, so I canceled. The old, naked, locker bandit may strike again!
Shitfaced old people, check. Ears bleeding loud music, check. Flat light beer, check. Get into it.
Need to use the restroom? Hold it. The mannequin in their bathroom will haunt your dreams
Since you're at the post office, try standing in line! It's a great group activity everyone can enjoy!
The story of when a girl unplugs entire power strip so she can browse Tumblr.
Gentleman at the table next to us was interested in the bourbon I had chosen. So he drank some. From my glass. Without even asking. This is not a tip, I just want everyone to know this happened.
My husbands the best chef there & this place has the biggest whores working there! :) i dont care, i state my opinion! :)
I ludd dis place.hope to lose my virginty tonight.im bout to buy dis joint.
GET THE GRILLED CHEESE AND TOMATO SOUP AND RUB IT ALL OVER YOUR BODY. and then put it in your mouth. trust me, i'm a foursquare tip.
When standing naked infront of your one-way glass window, take note that it is NOT one-way glass. However, you may want to do it anyway. ;)
Pro tip: Smirnoff ice is a great way to get a donkey sauce stain out of your Affliction tank top.
The Beet Salad is worth ordering. When it's delivered to the table, I like to say, "Thanks for laying down those funky beets.".
YOU KNOW WHITE PEOPLE/GET MONEY, DON'T SPEND IT/OR MAYBE THEY/GET MONEY BUY A BUSINESS/I'D RATHER GET THE BLACK LABEL AND GO IGN'ANT/I KNOW FRANK B GONE KILL ME/BUT LEMME FINISH
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